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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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