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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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