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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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