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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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