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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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