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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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