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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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