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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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