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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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