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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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