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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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