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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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