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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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