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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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