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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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