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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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