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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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