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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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