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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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