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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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