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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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