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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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