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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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