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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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