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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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