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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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