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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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