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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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