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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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