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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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