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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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