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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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