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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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