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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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