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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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