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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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