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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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