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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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