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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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