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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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