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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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