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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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