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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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