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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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