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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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