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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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