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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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