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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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