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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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