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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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