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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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