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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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