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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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