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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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