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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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