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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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