Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.