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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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