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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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