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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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