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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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