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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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