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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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