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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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