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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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