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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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